Tuesday, February 6, 2007

The Gossipeuse

You have to ask yourself; is this man the CEO of American culture or is he just a gossipeuse?

As for issues regarding the sex industry, who does the CEO favor, Redd Foxx or Cotton Mather? It is a puzzle as to which is the true answer. This sentence goes some way to explaining it, especially the first word.

As for the Indianapolis Colts, there is only one way to deal with it. You have to take this guy as the base of the team's strength. And as a gossipeuse, what are the extents of his powers? What can he accomplish by carping at and punking out people in the gossip universe, while occasionally definitely being more than pretty good, as a CEO of the common man?

And as for gossip itself, and as to whether it is good, bad or neutral, one has to ask oneself: "What the hell was Hollywood doing in the 1930s?" In other words, how did this personality universe, consisting of:
- The Wizard of Oz
- Gone With the Wind
- It Happened One Night
relate in any way whatsoever to the trillions of dollars that were about to be spent in the 1940s, in Europe and Asia? If one considers grief to be the most expensive item of all, then the grief generated by the Holocaust has to cost a lot more decimal places than just trillions. My question is "What was Hollywood doing while this was all going down?"

Gossiping, that's what.

Disclaimer: So as not to let the reader worry pointlessly about what this blogpost may be trying to portend, I would say that, at this point in time, February 2007, that there is no similar megatragedy brewing while Late Night keeps chugging on into the future; and have a nice day.