Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Strange Brew; that's what's inside of me

BREWERS
Wisconsin's Milwaukee Brewers are supposably "the Cream Ale of the NL Central". Of course, Wisconsin has a lot to do with Minnesota, Michigan and Illinois, states which have a lot to do with the American League.


WEI = Fear

SI = Storage?

KANG = Connecticut, kind of like lead, which grows warm when it is worked; the scenes in "Pootie Tang" where the hooker woman assaults Pooty in the supermarket, and then Wanda Sykes explains "You can't hit hos, as they have the ability to gain energy from it; especially when they are assaulting you in the supermarket with a shopping cart! You made the right decision!"; anything to do with "Naked Raygun".

XIN = A red hot chili pepper.

WEI SI KANG XIN: I think you need a beer, and you need to join a bowling league.


MI = Density; as in the density of a hooker comically assaulting someone in the supermarket with a shopping cart.

ER = A squall.

WA = Intimidatingly fertile; hilariously fertile.

KI = Genetics; foundation; "base".

This "MI ER WA KI" is like an inning where walks, errors and gaffes are capped off with a Grand Slam.

Here are some stocks:
*East African Breweries (pictured)
*Guinness Nigeria
*SABMiller
*Zambrew (in Zambia)

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